jokes.

Muthu & the interviewer*

Interviewer: "what's your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October"
Interviewer: "Which year?"
Muthu: "Every year"


Muthu & his manager*
Manager asked Muthu at an interview...
"Can you spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X"


Muthu & Tourist*
A tourist from USA asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village.
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."


Muthu & his experiment*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
the cockroach walked. then he cut off its second leg and told the same. the cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it to walk.
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!"


Muthu goes to hotel*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manger asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN *'


Muthu and interviewer*
Interview: "Just imagine you are in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It;s simple... I'll just stop my imagination."


At a political rally, muthu was arrested. Why?
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '* PRESS *' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked pass him...
and he did it!